Two anti-male jokes from my dad (o my husband, please forgive me):
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Oh your dad is a laugh riot. i hope he doesn't see this...
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